- Me: * sees book store * *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore*
- Friend: no.
i just realized why malls are called malls omfg
why go to one store, when you could go to them all
my dad worked for a swedish death metal band last week and he said one of the members started crying because the driver stole his last oreo
“I’m in “love” with someone I’ve never met”
Regular peoples’ reaction:
Tumblr peoples’ reaction:
I wish people would learn the difference between “OMG I want to live in the 50’s!! I was born in the wrong era!!”
And “I appreciate the vintage aesthetic and wish it was easy and commonplace to adopt that kind of style in today’s world.”
Because, as much as I love pompadours and winged eyeliner, I also love having rights.
I have been waiting all my tumblr life for this to appear on my dash
if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware
I swear this is the last one
Always reblog the nuclear sulk.